1.9.10

Patrolling Prague 31.8.10 – 16:29

Jet lag sucks. I went to bed at midnight last night but woke up at four after some crazy dreams. It took me a while to fall back asleep because I contemplated going to the Charles Bridge to take some sunrise photos and then realized that I didn’t know the city at all and it wouldn’t be good to get mugged (or worse) on my first night. Reaching that conclusion should have been enough, but then I just started to think of a lot of other scenarios and when my mind gets going it’s hard to slow it down.

Eventually though, I did fall back asleep and woke up again around 8. After shaving (I’m trying this thing where I make a good first impression by not looking like a scrub - results will be evaluated at a later date), I descended to the hotel restaurant where breakfast was being served. Ethan, who had gone to breakfast at six when he was unable to fall asleep, was back asleep by the time I was ready, so I went by myself ready to meet new people. Finding a table of three with an empty seat, I asked if I could join and was happily welcomed.

The hotel served a buffet, and I helped myself to a half plate of scrambled eggs, a crescent, a blueberry Danish, a little fresh fruit and cheese and a glass of apple juice. At breakfast I met Coleen, Kayleen (spelling is probably not correct for either of these girls and for that I apologize), and Jack.

Jack, who is from outside of Chicago, immediately reminded me of a DJ in Madison who shares the same name, due to his facial features, haircut and most importantly, the large pair of Blue-blockers which he wore at the breakfast table. The resemblance was so striking that I am sure I even failed to stifle the chuckle that was rising in my chest. Breakfast conversation was light and enjoyable and it was only toward the end of the breakfast that any light was shed on the Blue-blocker situation. Jack had apparently arrived in Prague a few days before the rest of us and was at a club one night when he met a beautiful Czech girl. Not being shy, Jack complimented the girl. Jack surely thought that his words were nothing if not harmless and flattering, however, the young lady’s boyfriend seemed to interpret them differently and promptly punched Jack in his left eye. Two days later, he had quite the shiner; a rich purple hue, his eye would only open halfway. Choosing not to be known as the guy with the black eye, Jack went the more adventurous route and potentially less controversial of the guy who wears sunglasses inside (and at night). He’s like Kanye but without the popped collar.

Following breakfast I attended a brief meeting about living in a flat with others who will be in my area. We went over some basic rules and talked through a few scenarios from past semesters. Some of the scenarios were rather amusing, like the people who broke the elevator on their first day by trying to cram into the compartment with all of their luggage and exceeding the weight limit.

After the session, Red and I were formally introduced to our flatmate, Mira, who took us from the hotel to the flat. We got settled in a little but since neither Red or I were in the mood to unpack, Mira gave us a brief tour of the neighborhood, pointing us in the direction of the nearest Metro and tram stop and taking us to the local market. We didn’t buy much, but while we walked we got to know each other a bit better, so the time was definitely not wasted.

Mira and Red in front of our flat.

In the market, I was asking Mira how to say a few phrases that I felt like I would be using a lot (i.e. excuse me and please). I remembered them for a few minutes before needing to be reminded, but I think with enough repetition I should get it eventually. Then again, after seven years of German I could barely put two sentences together, so, that may be wishful thinking.

Mira’s English is really quite good but like all non-native speakers he can construct awkward or clunky sentences from time to time. This is a combination of native speaker’s ignorance of grammatical rules and the tendency of Czechs to form a sentence in accordance with the laws of their native language. To give an example, Mira was trying to ask a question but didn’t want to end the sentence with a preposition (which would be technically improper), so he was struggling to order, “with whom you went” properly instead of “who you went with.” I assured Mira that it was the English language and not his understanding that was causing difficulties and tried to find an analogy, which would make sense, so obviously I went for Star Wars. Referring to Yoda, I explained that what he, Yoda, was saying is not incorrect; it is simply presented in an unconventional style. The analogy proved compelling enough and Mira understood, so now when I try and decipher one of his sentences, he asks, “Yoda speak?” It makes me smile. 

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